Ah, Mom. She cut the crust off of your sandwiches, kissed your booboos better and tucked you in at night. Today we celebrate that wonderful woman who kept us from killing ourselves as children, mended our hearts after that bitch in broke up with us in high school and laughs as our children put us through the Hell we put her through. Love ya Mom! Life is a game, so check your gamer score.
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